Pen jokes

[Ispriluc]

I`m a parker user, that`s why the post is here and not somewhere else. If the admin thinks it should be moved, it`s fine with me.

 

If you have some more pen jokes, post them. This is what i found doing a quick search on google. Enjoy!

 

 

A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.

 

He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?

 

In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: "Damn, some (oh dear) has my pen!"

 

 

 

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.

 

The Russians used a pencil.

Edited February 19, 2010 by Ispriluc

[baz666]

 

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.

 

The Russians used a pencil.

 

:roflmho:

 

Paul.

[mic]

is that an ultra giant in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[FooWriter]

I've got nothing of my own, but you may enjoy these.

[Ron Z]

Three pen collector got stranded on a deserted island. They all made a very good living.

[Ispriluc]

Why were the three drops of ink crying?

There mother was in the pen and didn't know how long the sentence was.