A counterpoint perhaps?
The only brand I seem to not be able to ignite ANY passion is Pelikan...
...I have over 25 of them but I just can’t connect with them. Cerebrally these should be the type of pens I love. Just a couple nights ago, I took out an M805 Stesemann and switched it with a broad nib to see whether I will be suitably moved. Wow, not only was the broad nib bad, (it did not write… AT ALL), the design does nothing for me. Maybe it was just that the broad nib simply will not write that has turned my opinion of the pen.
If you find that they don’t move you - even with a nib that writes well installed in them - my advice to you would be to sell them.
Who cares what anybody else says about them? If you don’t like them, you don’t like them.
You might keep one or two of the ‘rarer’ ones, just so that you ‘still own an M800’, but if I were you I’d sell the other twenty-plus ones, and use the money that you get from the sales to instead buy something that you do enjoy.
And I promise that I’m not just saying that in at attempt to gull you in to letting me buy one from you for less than it is worth! Although, if you would like to get rid of them quickly...