General Disclaimer

[TheNobleSavage]

I had to include this!!! Thanks for the idea dcarmell!!!

 

DISCLAIMER

 

 

The Use of The FPN Fountain Pen Review Forum is at your own risk – The Fountain Pen Network does not give medical advice – The Fountain Pen Network does not give legal opinions or advice – The Fountain Pen Network could contain spoilers and content you may find objectionable. If in fact you do find the content to be objectionable, too bad!!

 

TNS and the Fountain Pen Network can not be held responsible or liable for the readers urges to purchase fine writing instruments after reading reviews. TNS and The Fountain Pen Network urges readers to use discretion and common sense while reading the reviews. The purchases of Fine instruments should be consulted with spouses and loved ones to prevent serious and or negative consequences such as divorce, banishment to the couch or doghouse, loss of web browsing privileges, loss and or removal of the family checkbook, credit cards and other sources of payment to include PayPal, Bidpay, Ikobo, Western Union or any other online payment source that could be used for the purchase of Fountain Pens and Fountain Pen accessories. The Reader/Member assumes all responsibilities and risks involved in reading Fountain Pen Reviews. TNS and The Fountain Pen Network cannot be held responsible or liable for members/users drooling or any other loss of bodily functions that can lead to water damage of keyboards, mice or any other electronic device that the user can come in contact with.

 

 

 

To make this very simple,

 

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK AND ENJOY!!

Edited July 15, 2006 by The Noble Savage

[GrantC]

:roflmho: :ltcapd:

[Sidney]

Why don't you use a smaller font? Then you can call it "fine print".

[TheNobleSavage]

Then no one can see that it is a joke!!

[PaulK]

Of course, in the line of work I do, my first reaction was: "Oh no, someone has obtained an attorney" 'cuz of some review, advice, opinion, suggestion. Thank you, certainly appreciate a chuckle when I read on.

 

OK, since you're on the subject: let me tell you that this 'site has not brought joy or happiness in this household. My wife, on several occasions, has called you all a group of "enablers." My pen collection has certainly grown and scoldings have become more frequent. Hmmmm...let me look at that disclaimer one mo' time......

 

Cheers.

[GrantC]

My wife, on the other hand, is enjoying the pens I've purchased for her over the last year...so much so that she's always asking "what's that fountain pen web site you spend time on?"

 

I'm not telling her. No way.

 

I'm not about to let this group of rabid ink-pushers get their claws into her. I'd go broke inside of a week!

[daveg]

All that YELLING has damaged my hearing!

[TheNobleSavage]

All that YELLING has damaged my hearing!

Oh well, boohoo!! If you can hear my message over the internet, then you have Skillz!!!

 

BTW they are not all caps!!! All caps is yelling!! Just big letters!!!

 

 

 

TNS

[tonydacrow]

You forgot fattening... <_<

[southpaw]

:roflmho: :roflmho: :roflmho:

[offbase]

You should've put this up before I got put in the doghouse -- I'M SUING!!!

[amh210]

I had to include this!!!  Thanks for the idea dcarmell!!!

 

DISCLAIMER

 

 

The Use of The FPN Fountain Pen Review Forum is at your own risk – The Fountain Pen Network does not give medical advice –  The Fountain Pen Network does not give legal opinions or advice –  The Fountain Pen Network could contain spoilers and content you may find objectionable.  If in fact you do find the content to be objectionable, too bad!!

 

TNS and the Fountain Pen Network can not be held responsible or liable for the readers urges to purchase fine writing instruments after reading reviews.  TNS and The Fountain Pen Network urges readers to use discretion and common sense while reading the reviews.  The purchases of Fine instruments should be consulted with spouses and loved ones to prevent serious and or negative consequences such as divorce, banishment to the couch or doghouse, loss of web browsing privileges, loss and or removal of the family checkbook, credit cards and other sources of payment to include PayPal, Bidpay, Ikobo, Western Union or any other online payment source that could be used for the purchase of Fountain Pens and Fountain Pen accessories.  The Reader/Member assumes all responsibilities and risks involved in reading Fountain Pen Reviews.  TNS and The Fountain Pen Network cannot be held responsible or liable for members/users drooling or any other loss of bodily functions that can lead to  water damage of keyboards, mice or any other electronic device that the user can come in contact with.

 

 

 

To make this very simple,

 

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK AND ENJOY!!

Unfortunately, your "BIG" Disclaimer doesn't stand a chance in court against the "HUGE" Class-Action lawsuit our attorneys are preparing.

 

Mr. Louie Dewey, of Dewey, Cheathem, and Howe will be in touch with you. I've reminded Mr. Dewey that the subpoena should be on Clairfontaine paper, large print, and use Noodler's Eternal Jailhouse Breakout-proof ink.

 

[TheNobleSavage]

I worked at a Maximum security federal prison for 6 years and I am not going back. I am looking into other countries I can flea to that dont have an extradition treaty. Im outta here!!!!

 

Elvis has left the building.................

[amh210]

I'd suggest India.

 

Just think, you could be doing time where all the Wality's have fine point nibs.

 

Should be sufficient punishment for the likes of you and your cadre of pen promotion cohorts, enablers, junkies and pushers.

 

Hope you like curry.

 

Andy

[Maja]

Good one, TNS! :lol:

 

Also, many thanks again for organzing the list of pen reviews and putting them in a "Pinned" thread at the top of the "Fountain Pen Reviews" thread list; it makes it a lot easier to find than having to use the "Search" function (as handy as that is).

 

Oh, and a thought just occured to me because we have so many new and eager FPN members....Just because there is already one review of a particular pen, please do *not* hesitate in any way to post your own review (with or without pictures) of the same pen model-- the more the merrier!