To the one known as The Noble Savage,

For too long I have drooled over you pictures of pens and have thoroughly enjoyed reading your reviews. I even thought your avatar was all that and a bag of chips. Well, enough is enough! I challenge you do a duel. Yes, that's right. A duel.



Prepare yourself for combat!



Show yourself Noble Savage!

oh, this one is going to be delicious!!!!!!!!!!!!

sam

oh man, that's too much!!! (makes me want to go out and buy a mr. potato head and then make a costume for it!)

OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! YOU have got me beat!!!!

I am going to have to find my girls Mr. Potatohead and have a comeback. This is going to be a tough one to beat!!!

My hat off goes to you!!!!


TNS

beware the force, TNS

sam

LOL

laughing my head off!!!! :bunny1: :bunny1: :bunny1:

You brought a Mr. Potato Head just for this? I want a Potato Head now.

That's not just Mr. Potato Head, that's Darth Tater!!

Yes, the evil Darth Tater.

Bring it on, TNS!

Apollo, what's that brown pen Darth Tater is holding? Looks like an Eversharp.

Prepare for the next Darth Tater :ph34r: :ph34r:

It's an Eversharp Skyline. Quite dangerous!

I have one!

I look forward to your comeback, TNS. Look into my eyes and tremble with fear!

Now it's a MontBlanc!

Oh those eyes look so innocent...he doesn't even know what he's getting into

This IS hilarious!!!!
THANKS, I needed this.

He looks pretty evil to me.

Now I'm for one.


(I'm a Star Wars fan who never watched the movies. )

Innocent?
You underestimate my power!

You don't expect Darth Tater to have a genuine MB, do you. It's a fake, Savage, don't be fooled.

In spite of the ambush brought to you, Savage, Darth knows full well that the Federation always triumphs in the end. Give 'em hell Captain Savage.

It is perfect that it is a yellow MB. If it was black then it would have been lost on Darth Taters helmet and gear.

I'd always imagined they'd use ballpoints over on the Dark Side...

Ray

Nooo! Don't give up! Get in there and win one for the uh, whatever and whoever needs it.

Apollo, I hope you accept my medical insurance plan. They say that laughter is good medicine. I fear your bill will be quite high!

*rolling on the floor laughing*

Watch out now! Don't make Tater whip out the ballpoints!

And here comes the S.S.Serenite... <play SW music in your head >

Hey Denis. Who's flying the S.S.Serenite now?

That's a fake !!! This is not R2-potatoo !!!

Ha ha ha!!! Denis and Apollo are too too funny! Seems like there's a huge Star Wars fan base here...

me, I'm clueless who is who, but that matching robot toy is very cool to continue the story. Keep going!

I sense an imposter in our midst.....

Oh. My. God. THis is TOOOOOO good! I have tears in my eyes. I can't wait for the next installment of Tater Wars.

Oh just another day at the Fountain Pen Network! I love this place!

To many of us Brits, Darth Vader is nothing more than the Green Cross Code man. Not scary at all, just a tall chap who helps children cross the road .

Martin

Oh no, I'm su-su-suposed to fi-fi-fight WHAT?

Greetings Bexley Bandit. I come in peace \\//




Ain't I pretty? Nice to meet you.

yeah, but give him the verizon commercial guy's voice (james earl jones), and the mechanical breathing, and you have one scary dude!

Hey Davy,

I wouldn't cross a road with a guy like that! You'ld never know where you end up! And likely not a very cozy place

Warm regards, Wim

Very cool, Betty.

Betty, you should know better than to doubt Darth Tater. He's never without a pen. He keeps a Kaweco Sport under his helmet (just in case).

i would love it if someone who is good at this sort of stuff could email me a photo of darth tater with some sort of razor, either a safety razor preferably or mach 3 or even the fusion. id love to call someone out in jest over on shavemyface.com. they would have such a blast with this

sam
sblaiss@gmail.com

ok, all this fpn nuttiness with darth tater and friends/enemies has me jonesing to watch, no, NOT star wars, but SPACE BALLS, the best installment in lucas' seven episode space saga (episode #7). pizza the hut's my favorite character - bet they don't make that costume for mr. potatohead.


see how the characters are terrified of the bexley?

May the schwartz be with you!
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Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
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Dark Helmet: So, Lone Starr, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.
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Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?
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Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.
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Princess Vespa: Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!
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Dark Helmet: Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
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Dark Helmet: [breathes heavily, Darth Vader-style] I can't breathe in this thing!

Sam, email and PM sent.

Davyr, Spaceballs was hilarious! Hey, I'd be looking in awe at a Bexley like that myself.

Interlude : fun fact : In the French version of Star Wars, Darth Vader is called Dark Vador.

Come on, TNS!

Very cool fact, Denis

Is that from the Luke Skyline series?

Ok, chupie, then I'm proud to own one.

The Noble Savage can care less about Darth Tater tonight. He's out celebrating his BIRTHDAY today! Happy Birthday Come back tomorrow for a duel.

Happy Birthday!

Please! Can't we just put down our pens and love one another?




Or take them up and write for peace? Pretty Please?!