Now it's time to get serious...
I have hit the print button (quite a lot actually, till my 'hit the print button' finger is really quite red and sore) and have suffered to come up with your *must have* item of the year. Mrs Andy is worried about it, Mr Tinman thinks his uncle already has it and didn't like it and various others have demanded I sell to nobody else but them. I've had offers b/c for exclusive selling rights, two offers of currency which I'm sure isn't legal and one offer I am sure is immoral.
Some of you probably need psychiatric assessment. Four of you should never be given sharp objects (and that includes fountain pens.)
No matter - onward...
So, it's time to show you what's on offer.
What do you mean, you don't understand?
It's a Christmas card. Don't you know a Christmas card when you see one??? This one though is for those who find the whole Christmas excess, the snowflakey tinsel and baubles a little hard to take.
However, a p***** o** looking sheep and a sweetie wrapped in paper doesn't really do it, does it? Until you open the card and read the text...
[/font]Baa Humbug
Happy Christmas to Ewe and your flock...[font="Arial"]
So like I was saying in my whole other thread, these are unique, they are original and I own the copyright. I'm selling them in packs of 6 for £5 sterling or $10USD.
Shipping is whatever you choose to tack on to that and I'll take paypal or whatever other payment terms work for you.
The card is fabulous thick and white. Each card is supplied with a lovely, good quality envelope. Both are FP friendly. Each pack of 6 is cellophane wrapped and ready to give as a gift or to scribble on yourself to give to your Boss, your lover, your wife or your friend.
You *know* every home should have one this Christmas. Share the joy and buy lots.
