This seemed the section for it. I was sent this today and thought some of you might enjoy it.
Ink
There's Ink on the table
Now Ink is on the chair
What ever shall I do?
Ink can be removed
But I'll just sit in another chair
Heaven forbid I should disturb the cat
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Miss Inky Squiggle, a black 3-year-old
domestic shorthaired, is affectionately
known as Ink for short.
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