One of my journals is just for fun.
I find old and unusual photos, paste them at the top of the page and then think up whimsical captions for the picture.

With all the creative minds here on FPN, I thought it would be fun to see what captions you guys will come up with for this old photograph (which happens to be one of my favorites).

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One of the many captions I've written for this photo:
Last known photograph of Fenton and Emma Shimansky who mysteriously disappeared while touring Wally's Wildlife Emporium.


Can't wait to see what all of you come up with........

Todd

Gent "If you want alligator shoes & a handbag that much you can kill it yourself."

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Lady " If it took a run at you what would you do?"
Gent " I would have already done it. "

What a fun idea for journaling. I am thinking about captions....

Great idea! This looks like it was taken at St. Augustine Alligator Farm (Florida).

"Easily identifiable by his famous brown-spot pants and his European man-bag, Edward Oddly and his wife Pearl kept the most unique looking dogs ever seen in Scranton..."

"Dammit Allister, if I've told you once I've told you 1,000 times NOT to dirty your trousers. Now stop fooling about with that creature and let's get going. We have social matters to attend to!"

"Getting a family portrait these days is like herding alligators."

"When you are up to your knees in alligators, it is hard to remember that your primary mission was to drain the swamp."

Following the model of Her Majesty Victoria, Fluella concealed all trace of amusment at her near-sighted husband Osbert's pants-staining and near-unhatting while attempting to cuddle the "kitty".

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"You know the deal, Mavis-- I catch it, you cook it."

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The newest environment at the San Diego Zoo preserves the lost habitat of the highly-endangered Late Victorian Upper Middle Class Git. Sadly, the pair has yet to breed.

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Early designs of both skate-board and skate-park found little success.

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"Hubert, I will not come to your aid in future if you persist in provoking the poor creature."

"James, what manner of dog is that?"

"Fenton and Emma could not decide which of them would attempt to attach the leash to their new Acme gator-harness."

"Poke it with your stick again Cecil & see if it spits on your other leg"

"Ye Gods!! Do you see the size of that mother Alligator behind the Cameraman over there Ethel?"

I don't care how fashionable they are, James - I told you I wanted a puppy!

"Dammit, Edith, who invited your mother to the picnic?"