So there I was, I had bought a small pack of Hallmark Expressions valentines to give with flowers to my wife and two daughters. I had carefully removed the cards and decided who was getting what and then even more carefully decided which fountain pen to use. This was going to be a real pleasurable writing experience with pen and special thoughts and I was savoring the moment. But--arghhhhh! The fine-nibbed pen I chose, a Sheaffer, didn't do so good on the card stock, but OK, good enough. Then I wrote the name on the front of the envelope. Or tried to. Just puddles of ink and NO cohesion to paper. Arghhhh! OK, wipe it off. Grab a Sharpie fine point. Still very little cohesion! Arghhhhhh! No, no, no. Grab a ballpoint, works fine. So on the next card I grab a pretty heavy medium-nibbed Parker and it wrote well on the card, but still no go on the envelope. Back to the BP.
So the pleasure of sitting and writing on the cards was really ruined. Happily the recipients could have cared less and enjoyed the flowers and thoughts. But gosh, why are they making such lousy, slick, techno fiber envelopes without FP Advisory Warning Lables on the packaging?