I'm just gonna call myself da Ignoble Curmudgeon. I'm in witness protection, so's I can't tell youse what my real name is. I'm doing pen reviews for community service, but I still don't like youse guys, so don't tink any different ... don't make me come over dere and hurts youse!

No sweat. Plenty of other curmudgeons here on FPN.

Hello and welcome Ignoble Curmudgeon!

There a question down on the Cross forum that needs your particular kind of expertise!

Petra

welcome!!!

Welcome aboard. That really was a quick first review with the Visconti LE. I like how you just jumped right in.

Hmmm, FP reviews as community service??? Nah - they don't assign you fun stuff like that for community service. Welcome aboard!

LOL, are you supposed to tell people you're in the witness protection??

because if that passes, i must say... im a hitman from Canztuwana looking for a certain fountainpen user on the board. Of course im not from Canztuwana, i just made that up :ph34r:

No need to worry for your dear lives, i never make mistakes. Never had any complaints down the barrel when the job are finished...if you know what i mean.

Youse just better do right, Dudley!

Welcome! :ph34r:

All da time wit da crackin wise.

Hello and welcome aboard the FPN

Perhaps when your persuers are elimimated, you and Dudley can help FPN form the PPL: Pen Protection Leage, if that's not what we're already doing. ^_^

You blew your cover... when you said "Youse" . I assume your from Philadelphia?

Or Brooklyn?