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#211 Nokin

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 17:51

But in these forumsthe text is typed on the screen?Hypocritical?



Write Haiku with a
pen, then type it to forum;
honesty intact!
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Posted 02 May 2012 - 19:03

Are you doing this?
I've been composing on screen....
.....and decomposing.
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
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Posted 02 May 2012 - 22:20

I'm decomposing
like nasty stinky zombie
brainsssss. (bleep), I'm a zombie!

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 22:21

Don't decompose yet
Who would remind us daily
Of things most gory

Edited by penspouse, 02 May 2012 - 22:22.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:12

Posted Image
*My* haiku is intact! :P

Edited by Centigonal, 03 May 2012 - 02:13.


#216 Lloyd

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 03:19

Don't decompose yet
Who would remind us daily
Of things most gory


You WANT to see gore?
Go into any steak house
and order it rare.

If you didn't know...
I'm a vegetarian.
ALL meat looks the same.

Edited by Lloyd, 03 May 2012 - 03:21.

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 03:29

Rare burger, rare steak
Rare like rare pens on eBay?
You just never know
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 03:35

I would not advise

you buy meat off of ebay.....

unless you like horse.
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 09:51

I would not adviseyou buy meat off of ebay.....unless you like horse.



Happy Meals are good:
Bought one on Ebay, they sent
My Little Pony!
Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 12:17

Danny DeVito--
apparently a fan of
My Little Pony

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 14:07

To little Danny
a little pony might seem
like a full size horse.
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 15:59

To little Dannya little pony might seemlike a full size horse.


Danny is hungry,
He may need to eat a horse?
But a little one!
Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 16:03

Danny can eat hay
Horse is vegetarian,
Will it eat Danny?

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 16:11

That is just silly.
Horses do not eat humans....
unless...ZOMBIE HORSE!!!!
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 16:26

That is just silly.Horses do not eat humans....unless...ZOMBIE HORSE!!!!



PANTOMIME HORSE eats
burger and fries when show ends,
and out of costume.
Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 16:45

I never ate fries
I was the back of the horse
Head guy got to eat.


(BTW Lloyd -- :notworthy1: :roflmho:

That is just silly.
Horses do not eat humans....
unless...ZOMBIE HORSE!!!! )

#227 Lloyd

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 17:08

So, humblescribbler,
you were the "horse's rear end"?
Was this your nickname?
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 17:12

That is just silly.
Horses do not eat humans....
unless...ZOMBIE HORSE!!!!


Yes! Yeeess.... :hmm1:
"One always looking for flaws leaves too little time for construction" ...

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 17:43

Such horsing around
may turn our Haiku efforts,
into pantomime!
Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got.

#230 Lloyd

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 18:02

Using pantomime
would entail not using words.
Haiku without words?????????
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 18:23

Using pantomimewould entail not using words.Haiku without words?????????



:hmm1: :eureka: :P :ltcapd: :P
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 18:31


Using pantomimewould entail not using words.Haiku without words?????????



:hmm1: :eureka: :P :ltcapd: :P
:clap1: :notworthy1: :embarrassed_smile: :ltcapd: ;) :P B)
:meow: :wub: :bunny01: :yikes: :roflmho:


'emotoku'
"One always looking for flaws leaves too little time for construction" ...

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 18:44

Danny is hungry,
He may need to eat a horse?
But a little one!


I think Danny can
eat quite a lot; have you seen
It's Always Sunny?

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 18:46

Emotoku takes
up more space than wordoku
and also kung fu.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 22:04

Haiku from symbols?
How's nautical flag signals?
Pretty silly, huh.
Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 22:28

Haiku from symbols?How's nautical flag signals?Pretty silly, huh.Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image



Flagging up Haiku
like a sailor? I use my
Sailor King Of Pen!
Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 22:33

.... --- .-- / .- -... --- ..- - / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . ..--..
.-- . / .- .-. . / -... ..- - / ... .... .. .--. ... / .. -. / - .... . / -. .. --. .... - --..--
-... . . .--. .. -. --. / .- -. -.. / -... .-.. .. -. -.- .. -. --. .-.-.-

(How about Morse Code?
We are but ships in the night,
beeping and blinking.)

Edited by reprieve, 03 May 2012 - 22:34.


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Posted 03 May 2012 - 22:57

HAIKU BY MEMBERS
WHO HAVE LEFT THEIR SHIFT KEY ON
IS QUITE ANNOYING!

Edited by Lloyd, 03 May 2012 - 23:46.

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 23:07

HAIKU BY MEMBERS,
WHO HAVE LEFT THEIR SHIFT KEY ON
IS QUITE ANNOYING!

Lol!
"One always looking for flaws leaves too little time for construction" ...

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 02:42

Leaving the shift key
on is quite EMBARASSING!
Some mistakes happen.