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A zombie who dined a la carte

was trying to improve his heart.

He chose brains of the dumb

because according to some

they had fewer carbs than the smart.

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"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."

Oscar Wilde

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A zombie who dined a la carte

was trying to improve his heart.

He chose brains of the dumb

because according to some

they had fewer carbs than the smart.

:roflmho:

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A zombie who dined a la carte

was trying to improve his heart.

He chose brains of the dumb

because according to some

they had fewer carbs than the smart.

:roflmho:

+1 http://hullabaloo.co.uk/images/m/2011-05/cu~h116w202/Roflcopter.jpg

 

Lloyd maybe you should consider turning pro :P

"One always looking for flaws leaves too little time for construction" ...

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don't know whether it's haiku but...pens and inksure beatwriting with a bic

 

 

She said "His pen is

longer" I smiled and replied,

"My pen is fatter."

Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got.

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A zombie who was fat

once ate the brains of his cat.

He had no reserve

about the kinds of brains he was served,

even if they were chewed and spat.

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The apocalypse has come!

That really bothers some;

but the zombie is happy--

he gets to eat the brains of his pappy--

and that zombie, he says "yum!"

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Mom zombie was in quite a bind

 

when serving a meal to her kind;

 

not one of her kin

 

would ever chip in

 

she had to make up her own mind.

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."

Oscar Wilde

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:headsmack:

 

 

 

 

:ltcapd:

 

There once was a Noodler from Nantucket

Who drank ink by the bucket

A friend did ask,

Is it better than the cask?

his only sin, an inky grin.

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A zombie ate my mother,

I wish he'd found some other,

But at least you can see

He didn't eat me,

Because I ran as he was eating my brother.

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Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got.

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Mom brains have lots of nutrients

special vitamins and fruit-rients

A serving a day

keeps dad zombies away

forever and ever screwed-rients

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A supermarket in Maine*

 

was having a sale on brain

 

When the store ran out

they hung a sign out

 

Wanted: a butcher with brains.

 

 

 

 

* If you are not aware, Maine has the highest density of zombies per capita of any other state in the contiguous USA. Maine's licence plates used to proudly advertise this fact....until tourism dropped.

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."

Oscar Wilde

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A Zombie hailing from Eire

had fun when he went to the fair.

Away from his Boss,

He ate Candy and Floss,

(two sisters who were there).

 

 

 

Hmmmm

 

 

Haiku thread hijacked

By rhyming zombies, requires

some fluffy kittens!

Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got.

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Zombie bites kitty

A cuddly zombie results!

 

New Steven King book?

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"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."

Oscar Wilde

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Tiny little church

mouse, there in God's house. In comes

His Puss: let us purr.

Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got.

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There once was a yellow Lamy

You really couldn't blame me

I just had to fill it to the brim

The scene was quite gory and grim

Turns out Baystate Blue ate my Lamy*

 

*Any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental. Read at your own risk. The author is not responsible for personal injury, real or imagined.

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Ode to Noodler's

 

I dream of catfish,

rainbows, herons. Ink flows wet.

Oh, my beating heart.

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Flawless Nakaya,

how I yearn to write with you.

Sadly, I am poor.

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"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."

Oscar Wilde

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Ink stains on my hands-

reds, blues, greens, purples, and blacks.

I wear them with pride.

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"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."

Oscar Wilde

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