Wot it is is wot my Master wented out and left his puting machine swiched on and I is riting a BLOG.

I heerd of these on the radio and wanted one all for my own but he said NO!!

Pleese don't anyperson tell him wot it is wot I am doing or he will be anoyed.

Shhh he is coming i will talk to you all later

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